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build.gradle

@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ dependencies {
 }
 
 teavm.js {
-    obfuscated = false
+    obfuscated = true
     sourceMap = false
     targetFileName = "../classes.js"
     optimization = org.teavm.gradle.api.OptimizationLevel.AGGRESSIVE

desktopRuntime/resources/assets/minecraft/models/block/bed_foot.json

@@ -1,25 +1,38 @@
 {
     "textures": {
-        "particle": "blocks/bed_feet_top",
-        "top": "blocks/bed_feet_top",
+        "particle": "blocks/planks_oak",
         "bottom": "blocks/planks_oak",
-        "end": "blocks/bed_feet_end",
-        "side": "blocks/bed_feet_side"
+        "feet": "blocks/bed_feet"
     },
     "elements": [
-        {   "from": [ 0, 0, 0 ],
+        {   "from": [ 0, 3, 0 ],
             "to": [ 16, 9, 16 ],
             "faces": {
-                "up":    { "uv": [  0, 16, 16,  0 ], "texture": "#top", "rotation": 90 },
-                "north": { "uv": [  0,  7, 16, 16 ], "texture": "#end" },
-                "west":  { "uv": [  0,  7, 16, 16 ], "texture": "#side" },
-                "east":  { "uv": [ 16,  7,  0, 16 ], "texture": "#side" }
+                "up":    { "uv": [ 0, 0,  8,  8 ], "texture": "#feet" },
+                "down":  { "uv": [ 0, 0, 16, 16 ], "texture": "#bottom" },
+                "north": { "uv": [ 8, 8, 16, 11 ], "texture": "#feet" },
+                "west":  { "uv": [ 8, 4, 16,  7 ], "texture": "#feet" },
+                "east":  { "uv": [ 0, 8,  8, 11 ], "texture": "#feet" }
             }
         },
-        {   "from": [ 0, 3, 0 ],
-            "to": [ 16, 3, 16 ],
+        {   "from": [ 0, 0, 0 ],
+            "to": [ 3, 3, 3 ],
             "faces": {
-                "down":  { "uv": [ 0, 0, 16, 16 ], "texture": "#bottom" }
+                "down":  { "uv": [  8, 0,  9.5, 1.5 ], "texture": "#feet" },
+                "north": { "uv": [  8, 2,  9.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#feet" },
+                "west":  { "uv": [ 10, 2, 11.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#feet" },
+                "south": { "uv": [ 12, 2, 13.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#feet" },
+                "east":  { "uv": [ 14, 2, 15.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#feet" }
+            }
+        },
+        {   "from": [ 13, 0, 0 ],
+            "to": [ 16, 3, 3 ],
+            "faces": {
+                "down":  { "uv": [ 10, 0, 11.5, 1.5 ], "texture": "#feet" },
+                "north": { "uv": [ 10, 2, 11.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#feet" },
+                "west":  { "uv": [ 12, 2, 13.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#feet" },
+                "south": { "uv": [ 14, 2, 15.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#feet" },
+                "east":  { "uv": [  8, 2,  9.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#feet" }
             }
         }
     ]

desktopRuntime/resources/assets/minecraft/models/block/bed_head.json

@@ -1,25 +1,38 @@
 {
     "textures": {
-        "particle": "blocks/bed_head_top",
-        "top": "blocks/bed_head_top",
+        "particle": "blocks/planks_oak",
         "bottom": "blocks/planks_oak",
-        "end": "blocks/bed_head_end",
-        "side": "blocks/bed_head_side"
+        "head": "blocks/bed_head"
     },
     "elements": [
-        {   "from": [ 0, 0, 0 ],
+        {   "from": [ 0, 3, 0 ],
             "to": [ 16, 9, 16 ],
             "faces": {
-                "up":    { "uv": [  0, 16, 16,  0 ], "texture": "#top", "rotation": 90 },
-                "south": { "uv": [  0,  7, 16, 16 ], "texture": "#end" },
-                "west":  { "uv": [  0,  7, 16, 16 ], "texture": "#side" },
-                "east":  { "uv": [ 16,  7,  0, 16 ], "texture": "#side" }
+                "up":    { "uv": [ 0, 0,  8,  8 ], "texture": "#head" },
+                "down":  { "uv": [ 0, 0, 16, 16 ], "texture": "#bottom" },
+                "south": { "uv": [ 8, 8, 16, 11 ], "texture": "#head" },
+                "west":  { "uv": [ 0, 8,  8, 11 ], "texture": "#head" },
+                "east":  { "uv": [ 8, 4, 16,  7 ], "texture": "#head" }
             }
         },
-        {   "from": [ 0, 3, 0 ],
+        {   "from": [ 0, 0, 13 ],
+            "to": [ 3, 3, 16 ],
+            "faces": {
+                "down":  { "uv": [ 14, 0, 15.5, 1.5 ], "texture": "#head" },
+                "north": { "uv": [ 14, 2, 15.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#head" },
+                "west":  { "uv": [  8, 2,  9.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#head" },
+                "south": { "uv": [ 10, 2, 11.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#head" },
+                "east":  { "uv": [ 12, 2, 13.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#head" }
+            }
+        },
+        {   "from": [ 13, 0, 13 ],
             "to": [ 16, 3, 16 ],
             "faces": {
-                "down":  { "uv": [ 0, 0, 16, 16 ], "texture": "#bottom" }
+                "down":  { "uv": [ 12, 0, 13.5, 1.5 ], "texture": "#head" },
+                "north": { "uv": [ 12, 2, 13.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#head" },
+                "west":  { "uv": [ 14, 2, 15.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#head" },
+                "south": { "uv": [  8, 2,  9.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#head" },
+                "east":  { "uv": [ 10, 2, 11.5, 3.5 ], "texture": "#head" }
             }
         }
     ]

desktopRuntime/resources/assets/minecraft/models/item/bed.json

@@ -1,18 +1,30 @@
 {
-    "parent": "builtin/generated",
-    "textures": {
-        "layer0": "items/bed"
-    },
+    "parent": "block/bed_inventory",
     "display": {
+        "ground": {
+            "rotation": [ 0, 0, 0 ],
+            "translation": [ 0, 0, 0 ],
+            "scale": [ 2, 2, 2 ]
+        },
         "thirdperson": {
-            "rotation": [ -90, 0, 0 ],
-            "translation": [ 0, 1, -3 ],
-            "scale": [ 0.55, 0.55, 0.55 ]
+            "rotation": [ -115, 35, -30 ],
+            "translation": [ 0.5, 1.5, -4 ],
+            "scale": [ 0.5, 0.5, 0.5 ]
         },
         "firstperson": {
-            "rotation": [ 0, -135, 25 ],
-            "translation": [ 0, 4, 2 ],
+            "rotation": [ -25, -247.5, 10 ],
+            "translation": [ 6, 1.8, 3 ],
+            "scale": [ 3.4, 3.4, 3.4 ]
+        },
+        "gui": {
+            "rotation": [ 0, -65, 0 ],
+            "translation": [ -0.5, 4, 0 ],
             "scale": [ 1.7, 1.7, 1.7 ]
+        },
+        "fixed": {
+            "rotation": [ -90, 0, 0 ],
+            "translation": [ 0, 0, -6 ],
+            "scale": [ 2, 2, 2 ]
         }
     }
 }

desktopRuntime/resources/assets/minecraft/texts/credits.txt

@@ -1,65 +1,425 @@
-[C]§f===============
-[C]§eMinecraft Credits
-[C]§f===============
+[C]§f============
+[C]§eMinecraft Team
+[C]§f============
 
-§7Created by:
-§f			Markus Persson
+§7Original Creator
+§f          Markus Persson
 
-§7Game design, programming and graphics:
-§f			Markus Persson
-§f			Jens Bergensten
-§f			Nathan Adams
-§f			Ryan Holtz
-§f			Michael Stoyke
+§7Chief Creative Officer
+§f          Jens Bergensten
 
-§7Programming:
-§f			Erik Broes
+§7Producers
+§f          Adrian Östergård
+§f          Dejan Dimic
+§f          Fredrik Telenius
+§f          Isabella Arningsmark
 
-§7Music and sound:
-§f			Daniel Rosenfeld
+§7Lead Engineer
+§f          Nathan Adams
 
-§7Ingame artwork and paintings:
-§f			Kristoffer Zetterstrand
+§7Game Developers
+§f          Agnes Larsson
+§f          Bartosz Bok
+§f          Cory Scheviak
+§f          Erik Broes
+§f          Georgii Gavrichev
+§f          Josh Letellier
+§f          Maria Lemón
+§f          Michael Stoyke
+§f          Thomas Guimbretière
 
-§7End game narrative:
-§f			Julian Gough
+§7Launcher Tech Lead
+§f          Mikael Hedberg
 
-§7Website development:
-§f			Tobias Möllstam
-§f			Daniel Frisk
-§f			Leonard Axelsson
-§f			Jens Bergensten
-§f			Markus Persson
+§7Launcher Developers
+§f          Petr Mrázek
 
-§7Logo and promotional artwork:
-§f			Markus Toivonen
+§7Realms Tech Lead
+§f          Alexander Torstling
 
-§7Business and administration:
-§f			Carl Manneh
-§f			Daniel Kaplan
+§7Realms Developers
+§f          Alexandre Pretto Nunes
+§f          Alexander Östman
+§f          Billy Sjöberg
+§f          Brian Threvathan
+§f          Christoffer Hammarström
+§f          Erik Bylund
+§f          Henning Erlandsen
+§f          Magnus Jäderberg
+§f          Márcio Oliveira
+§f          Niclas Unnervik
+§f          Sina Tamanna
+§f          Tomas Alaeus
 
-§7Director of fun:
-§f			Lydia Winters
+§7Minecraft Content Lead
+§f          Marc Watson
 
-§7Number crunching and statistics:
-§f			Patrick Geuder
+§7Minecraft Content Coordinator
+§f          Adam Martinsson
+§f          Matthew Dryden
+§f          Oskar Thysell
+§f          Sara Lempiäinen
 
-§7Additional programming:
-§f			Paul Spooner
-§f			Ryan 'Scaevolus' Hitchman
-§f			Elliot 'Hippoplatimus' Segal
+§7Art Directors
+§f          Johan Aronsson
+§f          Markus Toivonen
+§f          Martin Johansson
+§f          Ninni Landin
 
-§7Developers of Mo' Creatures (horses etc):
-§f			John Olarte (DrZhark)
-§f			Kent Christian Jensen
-§f			Dan Roque
+§7Graphics Artists
+§f          Jasper Boerstra
+§f          Mattis Grahm
 
-§7Technologies used:
-§f			Java by Oracle
-§f			LWJGL by many talented people
-§f			"3d Sound System" by Paul Lamb
-§f			JOrbis by JCraft
+§7User Experience Design
+§f          Lily Ekman
+§f          Oscar Nilsson
 
+§7Lead User Experience Developers
+§f          Sebastian Hindefelt
+§f          Paulo Ragonha
+
+§7User Experience Developers
+§f          Albin Odervall
+§f          Anna Päärni
+§f          Dario Vodopivec
+§f          Emelie Sidesiö
+§f          Michael Novén
+§f          Oleg Kozitsyn
+
+§7Lead Sound Designer
+§f          Samuel Åberg
+
+§7Sound Design
+§f          Daniel Rosenfeld
+§f          Kevin Martinez
+§f          Peter Hont
+
+§7Music composed by
+§f          Daniel Rosenfeld
+
+§7Writing
+§f          Julian Gough
+
+§7Developers of Mo’ Creatures
+§f          Dan Roque
+§f          John Olarte (DrZhark)
+§f          Kent Christian Jensen
+
+[C]§f========
+[C]§eMojang
+[C]§f========
+
+§7Chief Executive Officer
+§f          Jonas Mårtensson
+
+§7Chief Operations Officer
+§f          Ulrika Höjgård
+
+§7Chief Technology Officer
+§f          Mike Carlson
+
+§7Chief Brand Officer
+§f          Lydia Winters
+
+§7Chief Content Officer
+§f          Vu Bui
+
+§7Human Resources
+§f          Maja Samuelsson
+§f          Viktoria Petersson
+
+§7Director of Finance
+§f          Marina Kostesic
+
+§7Director of New Games
+§f          Patrick Liu
+
+§7Game Director
+§f          Måns Olson
+
+§7Game Designers
+§f          Christian Berg
+§f          Max Herngren
+
+§7Lead Game Developers
+§f          Kristoffer Jelbring
+§f          Niklas Börestam
+
+§7Game Developers
+§f          Adrian Toncean
+§f          Anton Arbring
+§f          Aron Nieminen
+§f          Christan Berg
+§f          Daniel Wustenhoff
+§f          Jakob Rydén
+§f          Jon Maiga
+§f          Mårten Helander
+
+§7Art Leads
+§f          Daniel Björkefors
+§f          Telemachus Stavropoulos
+
+§7Graphic Designers
+§f          Wiktor Persson
+§f          Markus Karlsson
+
+§73D/VFX
+§f          Christian Nordgren
+§f          Jakob Gavelli
+
+§7Lead System Engineers
+§f          Jifeng Zhang
+§f          Robert Sjödahl
+§f          Torbjörn Allard
+
+§7System Developers
+§f          Anders Martini
+§f          Maksim Ivanov
+§f          Maria Katsourani
+§f          Mikael Malmqvist
+§f          Joakim Ejenstam
+§f          Jonas Bergström
+§f          Petter Gisslen
+§f          Pär Axelsson
+§f          Stefan Torstensson
+§f          Wenlan Yang
+
+§7Experience Design
+§f          Daniel Feldt
+
+§7Director of Business Development
+§f          Patrick Geuder
+
+§7Production Director
+§f          Olof Carlson Sandvik
+
+§7Head of Creative Production
+§f          Sheila Ho
+
+§7Production Manager
+§f 			Klas Hammarström
+
+§7Producers
+§f          Adele Major
+§f          David Nisshagen
+§f          Hampus Nilsson
+§f          Johannes Fridd
+§f          Kaya Hatcher
+§f          Lisa Kempe
+§f          Moira Ingeltun
+§f          Nicolette Suraga
+§f          Sarah Carton
+§f          Sebastian Falk
+§f          Åsa Skogström
+
+§7Project Managers
+§f          Isabella Balk
+
+§7Director of Creative Communications
+§f          Owen Jones
+
+§7Head of Marketing Communications
+§f          Thomas Wiborgh
+
+§7Creative Communications Assistant
+§f          Per Landin
+§f          Tom Stone
+
+§7Head of Community Relations
+§f          Karim Walldén
+
+§7Community Relations Coordinator
+§f          Josefin Olsson
+
+§7Head of Social Media
+§f          Alice Löfgren
+
+§7Customer Support Team Lead
+§f          Mattias Victorin
+
+§7Customer Support
+§f          Anna Lundgren
+§f          Andreas Thomasson
+§f          Antonia Kousathana
+§f          Cecilia Flumé
+§f          Cim Borg
+§f          David Stuart Dahlgren
+§f          Ellie Ashrafi
+§f          Fredrik Sandström
+§f          Freja Fors
+§f          Jonny Hair
+§f          Nasim Derakhshan
+§f          Nima Tolouifar
+§f          Patrik Södergren
+§f          Rui Ribeiro
+§f          Sarah Mårtensson
+
+§7Office Manager
+§f          Siri Hoel Andersson
+
+§7Office Coordinators
+§f          Aleksandra Zajac
+§f          Joël Älveroth
+
+§7Reception Manager
+§f          Chaimae Truving
+
+§7Financial Accountant
+§f          Josefina Axelsson
+
+§7IT Wizards
+§f          Cesar Sima Falck
+§f          Shoghi Cervantes
+
+§7Product Designer Team Lead
+§f          Amanda Ström
+
+§7Product Designers
+§f          Filip Thoms
+§f          Jennifer Hammervald
+§f          Sherin Kwan
+
+§7Motion Graphics Designer
+§f          Kim Petersen
+
+§7Intellectual Property Enforcement Team Lead
+§f          Olle Personne
+
+§7Intellectual Property Enforcement Agents
+§f          Mathias Andersson
+§f          Matilda Åkerman
+§f          Marcus Forss
+§f          Sylvia Chen
+§f          Johan Hedlund
+
+[C]§f===========
+[C]§eMojang Alumni
+[C]§f===========
+
+§7Chief Executive Officers
+§f          Carl Manneh
+
+§7Chief Finance Officer
+§f          Karin Severinson
+
+§7Chief Technology Officer
+§f          Rikard Herlitz
+
+§7Project Directors
+§f          Jakob Porsér
+
+§7Production Director
+§f          Daniel Kaplan
+
+§7Game Director
+§f          Henrik Pettersson
+
+§7Producers
+§7 			Marie Stålkrantz
+
+§7Assistant Producers
+§f          Warren Loo
+
+§7Game Developers
+§f          Christian Westman
+§f          Daniel Frisk
+§f          Isaac de la Vega
+§f          Jakob Pogulis
+§f          Johan Bernhardsson
+§f          Magnus Bentling
+§f          Markus Arvidsson
+§f          Nathan Gilbert
+§f          Ryan Holtz
+§f          Tobias Möllstam
+
+§73D/VFX
+§f          Elin Ölund Forsling
+
+§7User Experience Design Director
+§f          Tobias Ahlin
+
+§7Additional Programming
+§f          Elliot 'Hippoplatimus' Segal
+§f          Paul Spooner
+§f          Ryan 'Scaevolus' Hitchman
+
+§7Lead System Engineers
+§f          Tom Miles
+§f          Tomas Sommar
+
+§7System Developers
+§f          Leonard Gram
+§f          Martin Odhelius
+
+§7Realms Developers
+§f          Amir Moulavi
+§f          David Marby
+§f          Johnny Sjöö
+§f          Mats Henricson
+§f          Philip Vieira
+
+§7Graphics Artists
+§f          Kristoffer Zetterstrand
+§f          Poi Poi Chen
+
+§7Head of Social Media
+§f          Amelia Dale
+
+§7Merchandise Art Director
+§f          Alexis Holmqvist
+
+§7Additional Graphics
+§f          Jonatan Pöljö
+§f          Mariana Graham Ramirez
+
+§7Creative Communications Manager
+§f          Martin Davies
+
+§7Creative Communications Assistant
+§f          Emily Richardson
+
+§7Business Intelligence
+§f          Brynjólfur Erlingsson
+
+§7Customer Support
+§f          Amelia Lindroth Henriksson
+§f          Ana Barata Martins
+§f          Andreas Andersson
+§f          Andreas Jörgensen
+§f          Angehlica Walling
+§f          Annika Tripke-Lund
+§f          Anton Albiin
+§f          Carl Johnsson
+§f          Dante Stjernberg
+§f          David Carlsson
+§f          Elin Frykholm
+§f          Eliza Hearsum
+§f          Erik Nordberg
+§f          Fredrik Henriksson
+§f          Henrik Davallius
+§f          Henry Shi
+§f          Joe Liu
+§f          Kevin Vesterlund
+§f          Mike Till
+§f          Nicole Jansson
+§f          Rabi Hadad
+§f          Robert Miskiewicz
+§f          Robin Cocks
+§f          Robin Thunström
+§f          Theodor Colbing
+
+§7Office Managers
+§f          Alex Andersson
+§f          Charlotte Wredesjö
+§f          Jill Curran
+§f          Linn Hultman
+§f          Mikaela Prim
+
+[C]§f============
+[C]§eSpecial Thanks
+[C]§f============
+§f          Daniel Brynolf
+§f          Pontus Hammarberg
 
 
 

desktopRuntime/resources/assets/minecraft/texts/splashes.txt

@@ -2,12 +2,10 @@ As seen on TV!
 Awesome!
 100% pure!
 May contain nuts!
-Better than Prey!
 More polygons!
-Sexy!
+Moderately attractive!
 Limited edition!
 Flashing letters!
-Made by Notch!
 It's here!
 Best in class!
 It's finished!
@@ -28,7 +26,6 @@ Minecraft!
 Yaaay!
 Singleplayer!
 Keyboard compatible!
-Undocumented!
 Ingots!
 Exploding creepers!
 That's no moon!
@@ -38,7 +35,6 @@ Survive!
 Dungeon!
 Exclusive!
 The bee's knees!
-Down with O.P.P.!
 Closed source!
 Classy!
 Wow!
@@ -73,7 +69,7 @@ Herregud!
 Complex cellular automata!
 Yes, sir!
 Played by cowboys!
-OpenGL 2.1 (if supported)!
+Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
 Thousands of colors!
 Try it!
 Age of Wonders is better!
@@ -119,13 +115,12 @@ sqrt(-1) love you!
 Phobos anomaly!
 Punching wood!
 Falling off cliffs!
-0% sugar!
+1% sugar!
 150% hyperbole!
 Synecdoche!
 Let's danec!
 Seecret Friday update!
 Reference implementation!
-Lewd with two dudes with food!
 Kiss the sky!
 20 GOTO 10!
 Verlet intregration!
@@ -134,7 +129,6 @@ Do not distribute!
 Cogito ergo sum!
 4815162342 lines of code!
 A skeleton popped out!
-The Work of Notch!
 The sum of its parts!
 BTAF used to be good!
 I miss ADOM!
@@ -169,9 +163,7 @@ Kick it root down!
 Regional resources!
 Woo, facepunch!
 Woo, somethingawful!
-Woo, /v/!
 Woo, tigsource!
-Woo, minecraftforum!
 Woo, worldofminecraft!
 Woo, reddit!
 Woo, 2pp!
@@ -192,7 +184,6 @@ Jag känner en bot!
 This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
 Haha, LOL!
 Hampsterdance!
-Switches and ores!
 Menger sponge!
 idspispopd!
 Eple (original edit)!
@@ -208,7 +199,7 @@ Twittered about!
 Jump up, jump up, and get down!
 Joel is neat!
 A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
-Huge tracts of land!
+This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
 Welcome to your Doom!
 Stay a while, stay forever!
 Stay a while and listen!
@@ -231,7 +222,6 @@ Follow the train, CJ!
 Leveraging synergy!
 This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
 DungeonQuest is unfair!
-110813!
 90210!
 Check out the far lands!
 Tyrion would love it!
@@ -254,10 +244,8 @@ Bigger than a bread box!
 Millions of peaches!
 Fnord!
 This is my true form!
-Totally forgot about Dre!
 Don't bother with the clones!
 Pumpkinhead!
-Hobo humping slobo babe!
 Made by Jeb!
 Has an ending!
 Finally complete!
@@ -301,7 +289,6 @@ You can't explain that!
 if not ok then return end
 §1C§2o§3l§4o§5r§6m§7a§8t§9i§ac
 §kFUNKY LOL
-SOPA means LOSER in Swedish!
 Big Pointy Teeth!
 Bekarton guards the gate!
 Mmmph, mmph!
@@ -314,7 +301,7 @@ Put that cookie down!
 Pretty scary!
 I have a suggestion.
 Now with extra hugs!
-Now Java 6!
+Java 16 + 1 = 17!
 Woah.
 HURNERJSGER?
 What's up, Doc?
@@ -329,7 +316,6 @@ Now with additional stuff!
 Extra things!
 Yay, puppies for everyone!
 So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
-Popping tags!
 Very influential in its circle!
 Now With Multiplayer!
 Rise from your grave!
@@ -339,12 +325,6 @@ Run, coward! I hunger!
 Flavor with no seasoning!
 Strange, but not a stranger!
 Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
-Getting ready to show!
-Getting ready to know!
-Getting ready to drop!
-Getting ready to shock!
-Getting ready to freak!
-Getting ready to speak!
 It swings, it jives!
 Cruising streets for gold!
 Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
@@ -356,4 +336,92 @@ This is good for Realms.
 Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
 Do it all, everything!
 Where there is not light, there can spider!
-GNU Terry Pratchett
+GNU Terry Pratchett
+More Digital!
+doot doot
+Falling with style!
+There's no stopping the Trollmaso
+Throw yourself at the ground and miss
+Rule #1: it's never my fault
+Replaced molten cheese with blood?
+Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
+Boats FTW
+Javalicious edition
+Should not be played while driving
+You're going too fast!
+Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
+The true meaning of covfefe
+An illusion! What are you hiding?
+Something's not quite right...
+Thank you for the fish!
+All rumors are true!
+Truly gone fishing!
+Rainbow turtle?
+Something funny!
+I need more context.
+Ahhhhhh!
+Don't worry, be happy!
+Water bottle!
+What's the question?
+Plant a tree!
+Go to the dentist!
+What do you expect?
+Look mum, I'm in a splash!
+It came from space.
+Awesome game design right there!
+Ph1lza had a good run!
+10 years of Mining and Crafting!
+Ping the human!
+In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
+Buzzy Bees!
+Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
+Wash your hands!
+Soap and water!
+Support local businesses!
+Stay home and play games!
+Stay safe!
+Stay strong!
+Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
+Don’t touch your face!
+Support elderly relatives and friends!
+Prepare, but don’t hoard!
+Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
+Save the world – stay inside!
+Shop for your elders!
+Hang out with your friends online!
+Honey, I grew the bees!
+Find your claw!
+Everybody do the Leif!
+<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
+Bushy eyebrows!
+Edit is a name!
+From free range developers!
+Music by Lena Raine!
+Aww man!
+#minecraftfarms
+And my pickaxe!
+Envision! Create! Share!
+Fabulous graphics!
+Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
+Vanilla!
+May contain traces of citrus!
+Zoglin!?
+Black lives matter!
+Be anti-racist!
+Learn about allyship!
+Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
+Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
+Educate your friends on anti-racism!
+Support the BIPOC community and creators!
+Stand up for equality in your community!
+[this splash text is now available]
+Contains simulated goats!
+Home-made!
+There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
+The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
+Now you are thinking with pistons!
+Get to the coppah!
+Board game version also available!
+Honey, I waxed the copper!
+Plant-based light sources!
+Made by "real" people!